So, like, I know you all totally wanna hear a spooky tale from little ol' me, don't you?! Well, I heard a bunch while I was with Lord Eliwood and the army, so you can bet that I've got a million of 'em to share with you all!

Okay, okay, so this one is, like, a real classic. Hold on, lemme remember all the details...ummmm...uhh, okay, got it, got it! So, sit down and listen up, because this is the story of Bloody Mary!

Once upon a time, there was a creepy old woman who lived on the outskirts of a quiet village. Her cottage was old, creaky, rotting, and sooooo gross, right? And this old woman was namd Mary! Now, Mary liked to keep to herself, and she, like, never left her house ever! All the villagers made up all sorts of nasty rumors about her--that she was an old druid who'd lost her soul to the dark magic, or that she was an evil witch, hiding away and just biding her time....until she'd be able to--

STRIKE!

Teehee, I scared you, didn't I? I so did, don't lie!! Okay, anyways. So, like, as the years went on, the people saw Mary less and less. And then one day, a little girl went missing...and then another the next day, and then another and another. The people were getting suspicious, and some people even went up to Mary's house to, like, question her, but she said she had no idea what they were talking about. Also, she looked a lot younger and prettier than she had before! Veeeery very suspicious! So, one day, this brave little girl volunteered herself to be bait. She sat outside aaaall alone at midnight on Halloween, and sure enough, Mary came and SNATCHED HER after putting an evil magic enchantment on her! Her father and all the other men of the town were totally in on this plan, though, so they followed Mary to her cottage...and behind it, they found the bodies of all the poor little girls who'd been missing before: Mary had been killing them and using their blood and dark magic to make herself look younger. Ewww.

But back to the story--so the little girl's father had brought his bow and arrow! So they, like, shot Mary, and she was totally pinned up against a tree. The spell was lifted, and the little girl was perfectly fine, but Mary wasn't! They tied her to that tree, and they burned her at the stake!! How awful, but she was pretty awful too, right? As she was burning, she yelled out a curse: any person who would summon her would face her wrath--the wrath of Bloody Mary!

The way to summon Bloody Mary is to stand in front of a mirror at night holding a candle...and say her name three times in a row. But if she does come, she'll KILL YOU! Oooh, really creepy, am I right? So, that's my story! And if anybody wants to try calling Bloody Mary, I'll totally do it with you on Halloween night, heehee. Like an adventure~!